B. A. Siems

Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States

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B. A. Siems

From words to images to audio and video, I will help you get your message and your brand out into the world in a way that shines.

I am a magna cum laude graduate of Brown University (US Ivy League) and a member of the Phi Beta Kappa honor society, with academic concentrations in mathematics, literature and writing, and ethnomusicology.

I am an internationally published writer; a Photoshop and graphics layout pro; an award-winning music composer; an experienced tutor, teacher, and data analyst; and a relentlessly meticulous editor and proofreader. Long before freelance work went online, I was following my own path, realizing my own artistic visions while helping others along the path toward the fulfillment of their aspirations.

My published works include two essays ("Brer Robert," scholarly research article, in SOUTHERN FOLKLORE journal; and "My Music Story," in CADENCE magazine), eight CDs of original music that garnered me seven awards in international songwriting contests and a #1 New Artist ranking on XM Satellite Radio Real Jazz (North America), and numerous book reviews for literary websites. I am an expert on both US and UK punctuation and spelling conventions, so no matter where you are, whether you need articles written or simply edited, revised, and proofread, I can offer you the highest quality of work.

I have also designed countless flyers and posters, including intensive work editing, retouching, or radically relighting photos.

As the composer of over forty soundtracks for dance, theater, and film/video, I am an expert at audio recording, mixing, editing, and mastering. I am also a graceful music calligrapher, so in addition to preparing your music sheets on high-quality computer software, I can provide hand-engraved heirloom masters, suitable for framing.

Finally, with my extensive background in mathematics and statistics, I can go far beyond simple data entry or processing, offering you complete, painstaking analysis of your data and attractive, intuitive graphical displays of all results.

I look forward to working with you!

Work Terms

Available 9 a.m. – 10 p.m. US Central Time (GMT –6), with turnaround time depending on current project schedule.

Payment accepted upon completion of project if project can be completed in three weeks. Otherwise, biweekly installments requested. Please pay in US Dollars.