NEED COPY, DO NOT HIRE ME!! (cliffhanger headline)

If you don't want your website visitors to convert to clients and repeat customers (spark interest in the subheading)

I don't just write a nice leading page that will rank in google and tell cute origin stories about your brand, while that may be nice and neat, there are plenty of gigs on here that do that. but I'm not that. when you hire me, we're talking sales, conversions. profit margins. we're talking your brand name talked and gossiped, into the ear canals of hopeful prospects. your brand name should dance all the way from the lips to the lobes and stamp itself there, in the subconscious right at the base of the needs and wants of your prospects. 

Hi my name is Victor and I write landing pages that convert curious website visitors into hardcore addicts of your brand, when they enter your site, they need to know why your brand and product will fix their problems, they need to know why they can't go a day without your product, they need to understand all the way back in their dopamine receptors, why they need your product in their daily routine, so firmly implemented into thier daily life, that they will never find another brand like yours to replace it.

If you have a new brand and product line, we will first need to create awareness of this product and find all the pain points of your prospects, and slowly shot down all thier assumed convictions, then we will find out what specific problems they have and then we will sell them the ultimate solution, your solution, we will nurture them out of fear, and into the assurance that thier pain can be relived, and go away with the help of your product.

Or maybe you have a new brand in a familiar industry, then we can tap into current markets and audiences to do a cross-analysis on spending habits, pain points, and behavioral triggers. not to mention competitional disadvantages. And then we make sure it is super duper easy for them to buy your product. it should be as easy as pushing a button. or eating a banana. we do this by taking thier hand all the way through to the end and gently leaving it to rest on the buy button, so that wonderful "ka-ching" music can be played from your cash register.

And if you now sit there thinking, I need to hire this guy. then shoot me a message and we will talk about it :D

But if this copy turned you off, we might not be a good fit. and you should find someone else.

Regardless I wish you a wonderful day.