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$5/hr Starting at $25

If you're here, you're either:

  1. starting a business and need killer copywriting to launch your business the right way.

2.need some revamping for your current copy because you're just not selling as much as you'd like.

You have a pain - You are struggling to find a copywriter who converts.

Im here to be your Icy Hot. Icy to dull the pain, hot to relax it away.

I know how to (and do) convert. Its simple, but no one will do the dirty work.

What's the dirty work?

Well, I'm essentially a proctologist. Your customers have a pain in their sweat Butts, and its my job to find it and the remedy is?

An attractive and Professional prescription to your product or service!


Okay, stop thinking about butts for a second.

What I do is stalk your customers like your crazy stalker i.e.-- on forums, social media, Youtube comments, Amazon product reviews etc. etc. I study them, I learn about them, I dig their brains AND THEN I BLAST ALL THEIR DIRT ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

Okay, I'll skip that last bit.

But I will find their pains, and I will position YOUR product or service as the Icy Hot to THEIR pains.

If you want inspiring, attention-grabbing sales copy, that ENGAGES and SELLS

Im your Neo. Im the one.

And Im your stalker proctologist. Tell all your friends.

Message me now for an exam -- oops I mean consultation.

Looking froward for your Great Decisions ahead.

Feel Free to drop a quick Message.


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$5/hr Ongoing

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If you're here, you're either:

  1. starting a business and need killer copywriting to launch your business the right way.

2.need some revamping for your current copy because you're just not selling as much as you'd like.

You have a pain - You are struggling to find a copywriter who converts.

Im here to be your Icy Hot. Icy to dull the pain, hot to relax it away.

I know how to (and do) convert. Its simple, but no one will do the dirty work.

What's the dirty work?

Well, I'm essentially a proctologist. Your customers have a pain in their sweat Butts, and its my job to find it and the remedy is?

An attractive and Professional prescription to your product or service!


Okay, stop thinking about butts for a second.

What I do is stalk your customers like your crazy stalker i.e.-- on forums, social media, Youtube comments, Amazon product reviews etc. etc. I study them, I learn about them, I dig their brains AND THEN I BLAST ALL THEIR DIRT ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

Okay, I'll skip that last bit.

But I will find their pains, and I will position YOUR product or service as the Icy Hot to THEIR pains.

If you want inspiring, attention-grabbing sales copy, that ENGAGES and SELLS

Im your Neo. Im the one.

And Im your stalker proctologist. Tell all your friends.

Message me now for an exam -- oops I mean consultation.

Looking froward for your Great Decisions ahead.

Feel Free to drop a quick Message.


Skills & Expertise

Advertising CopyAmazonCopy and PasteCopywritingCustomer ServiceDirect Mail PiecesDirect MarketingDirect Response CopywritingHeadline WritersNewslettersProduct DescriptionsReviewsSalesSales CopySales LettersSales WritingSlogan WritingTagline

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