Are you a first-time novelist struggling to transform the narcissistic fantasies inside your head into readable chapters?  A college student whose thesis is so poorly constructed that the circular logic alone may open a portal to hell?  An internet blogger who knows exactly how to save the world, yet whose innocently inappropriate phrasing is ridiculed with such shockingly explicit vehemence that your comments section had to be shut down more than once?  If the answer is yes then look no further!

My name is Mike and I'm a former novelist now looking to get into editing and ghostwriting.  I'm semi-retired, so this would be more of a labor of love than a side hustle for me.  My plan is to build this enterprise solely on word of mouth generated by quality work, so why not give me a try?  I'm here for all your literary needs, from straight editing of spelling, grammar and punctuation, to creative areas like plot generation, effectively crafting imagery, or constructing character defining dialogue that sounds realistic.  Or maybe you have an idea you want a ghostwriter to turn into something special.  No job is too big or too small.  

Trying to write a combat scene or a car chase that you want your reader to be able to mentally picture?  I'm your Obi Wan!  Are you finding it difficult to write dialogue that doesn't sound like it's being spoken by characters on a daytime soap opera an hour after eating a pot brownie?  We'll find the exact voice you want them to have!  Or perhaps you simply have a school paper you want to jazz up or a letter to a friend you want to sound perfect.  I do it all!