Today is the perfect time to share with you what I'm guru at and it's all in one: words, humour and sells. How I do that? With an advertisement. Here's how it may look like: #1 FU.nnn Beginning So I sit on my couch made by the hand of when I can't sit in someone's lap bcz I skipped go into the gym and all I'm thinking is how badass I look when I'm driving my brand new directly bought from . During all this I'm listening 's new beats boosted by my stereo surround sound system I ordered from . For better gangsta effect I smoke from thinking of how I arrange my badass deal with Turkish crew from India dessert regions. For more info look at the educational globe. Of course my badass lawyer is with me wearing suit and shoes made by textile and leather fabric. Desert guys can't speak my language and I'm browsing on my new smartphone with 5G+ network in any spot in the world. I find in seconds new website made by web design studio for linguistic and translator services. There I call native bilingual translator equally good at speaking both mine and their language. Deal was successful. My lawyer receive money in suitcase made by top designer in Middle East. When I realise all that scenario I woke up and saw that I got corona virus in me - 5 Corona beer bottles and a half Virus vodka bottle inside my blood cells. Happy Fool's Day Y'all! FU.nnn