Hello! I’m an up-to-no-gooder wackaging Wordsmith and a nice bloke, apparently. I’m a paltry pun aficionado, rowdy rhyme rambler with faint naughty connotations. I claimed to have "definitely broken the world land speed record" by running very fast down a very steep hill at breakneck speed and fell over near my house. I have since looked it up and accept that I underestimated the current record.