Hey there! What's up, my fellow human? 

If you're reading this, it likely means you're checking out guru to find someone who can whip up some awesome sales copy for your landing page, video, Facebook ad, social media post, or anything else that needs some persuasive and clever words that will sell whatever you're hustling. 

Well, you're definitely in the right place because I'm the best copywriter on Upwork, and my work has generated like a gazillion sales for my clients... …but that means nothing to you because every other copywriter here has the same description. 

Here's how you're gonna totally fall in love with my copy and see that I'm the real deal. Just place a quick order for something small, like a test article or copy, and I'll whip up some killer content or an article that you'll absolutely love for around $10-20. 

Before you know it, you're showing off my copy to all your buddies like, "Dude, can you believe I hired this guy on Upwork?" You're hiring me for all your copy needs - landing pages, sales videos - and suddenly your business is raking in 10 times the sales, all thanks to my killer copy. 

You even ask me to be your best man at your wedding or let me crash at your villa in Miami anytime I want (yeah, these things actually happened). Or you can just go ahead and order a big task right now if you're convinced that I'm the right person to write your next copy. Anyway, I'm here, so just tell me what you've decided. 

Have a great day!