I'm an acknowledged Master of 4 things to do with WRITING:
1--Slogans (Ex-Award Winning Copywriter for a Worldwide Ad Agency)
2--Tweets (A Long Time Writer of Viral Tweets).
3--Quotes (A Long Time Writer of Quotes That Go Viral).
4--Jokes (I Write The Jokes That Make The Whole World Laugh....In fact, Former Touring Comedian Who Has Worked with Many of Today's n Yesterday's Headline Comics including DAVE CHAPPELLE, JAMIE FOXX, CHRIS ROCK, BILL HICKS, BILL BURR, DOLEMITE/RUDY RAY MOORE and many others).