A little (or perhaps too much) about myself: The first thing I ever wrote was a check my body couldn't cash. I was six. Bully, nine. Years later, I earned a bachelor's in English/Creative Writing, then immediately put my skills "to work" in a knitted elastic factory--making the bands that hold underpants to waists. See, I know what it's like to start at the bottom. Months later, I took a job in radio--the underpants of the communications media. And after a few years, set aside a sizeable nest egg of free CDs and t-shirts to begin my advertising career. I've since minced words for a number of large and not-so-large agencies in and around Atlanta and throughout the Midwest. I've done retail, healthcare, pharmaceuticals, financial services, auto parts, higher education, cell phones, non-profits, and even a number of Christian organizations. I've won a few awards to boot! Here's a partial list of current and former clients: BBDO Bell Atlantic Mobile (Verizon) Centri