Allow me to read over your manuscript with fresh eyes and insight. Or perhaps you've stared at your short story too long and misplaced your will to add commas in their proper spot. Whatever the reason, I truly enjoy reading the inner workings of my fellow human's mind and will eagerly consume your writings with the same gusto I would my own. Let's be honest, it's much easier to edit someone else's blood, sweat, and tears than it is your own. Let me be your gentle voice of reason.