Hi. I'm David and I'm here to ask you a question: Are you an old-school nerd who wants to make a YouTube review for a Movie, TV Show, Video Game, Cartoon, Anime, Board Game, Toy, Porno? Or maybe you're a journalistic-type nerd who wants to make an article about Global Warming, The Upcoming Elections, The Evolution Of Humans From Apes To Fat-Asses? Or maybe you're a paparazzi-wannabe noob who wants to write a blog about how much fat Jennifer Lopez's ass has gained? But you weren't paying attention in English class because you were too busy staring at you teacher's tits. And now here you are... Not knowing to write proper English and desperate for help. Look no further, because I am here to write anything you want. Review, Article, Story, Report, you name it. All you need to do is give me the Topic and the idea in brief subtopics. I will do all the research. Also give me the tone of the script(comical, serious, scary, sad). And of course I know it says the duration is 1 Day, but I'm just saying that to attract more attention. The maximum time to deliver will vary depending on certain conditions the biggest one being the length of the text. So what are you waiting for?