Extensive PHP/MySQL development experience. Now programming Python/Flask and Python/Django, with two Edx certificates, one from Harvard.

I know Maharishi University doesn't sound like a very good sales pitch, and it isn't, but it is accredited (see MIU.edu), has a big campus, and I did in fact spend four years there, significantly raising their incoming SAT, and being a National Merit Commended Scholar (top 2.5% on PSAT) in high school.  I'm not a mathematical genius, but I'm not exactly stupid either.  I studied electronics engineering.  The department head was from the South and had a University of Virginia degree.  I'm not sure I got much of an education there, but it should count for something.