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  • Ghost Writing

    $55/hr Starting at $55

    As a bestselling author with ten years of experience, I've done it all: Scriptwriting for MTV, screenwriting at Universal Studios, critical and humorous reviews, social media management, editing books,...



Bestselling author, ghostwriter, and comedian who does it all

From scriptwriting at MTV and Universal Studios, to crafting critical and humorous reviews for film, TV, and music, I've had my foot in every medium imaginable. I've performed social media management, copywriting, editing, a variety of syndicated columns, podcasts galore, and then some. I can beef up your product or create a script that will glorify its features. I've performed as a storyteller all over the country and taken first place with The Moth in NYC.

Awards & Honors

Huffington Post's Best Tweets of The Week (March 2013)

Winner of The Moth's StorySlam at Southpaw, Brooklyn, NY ( for “Scandals” theme

2nd Place in The L Magazine's Literary Upstart contest (judged by Ben Greenman of The New Yorker) for fiction Ps and Qs

Celebrity Judge at Literary Death Match Salt Lake City (

2nd Place in Literary Death Match NYC ( for A Cinderella Story

Best Essay Award from The New York City Pocket Guide for the essay Braving The Highline

Best Director Award at NYC's Riant Theatre for writing/directing The Mating Game

Best Essay Nomination Farmhouse Magazine for With A Rebel Yell I Cried, “More! More! More!”

New York Press’ Sex Columnist Contest Finalist for How To Make (Imaginary) Friends and In?uence People

2nd Place Storyteller at The Bee - True Stories From The Hive, Salt Lake City

“Best of the Best” Playwriting Thespian Competition for comedic one-act Ramona and Jethro

“Best of the Best” Playwriting Thespian Competition for dramatic one-act Conspiracy of the Walls

I've written copy and press releases for everything from beauty products to the most popular DJs in NYC, generating a buzz so loud it'll mute your competition. My humorous collection of essays, Mouseschawitz, was an Amazon bestseller. Don't settle for a buzz when you can create an avalanche!

Work Terms

My partner, Josh Hanagarne (author of The World's Strongest Librarian), and I offer a ghostwriting/editing service that produces the best possible books, scripts, novel outlines, book proposals, or even short stories for you to call your own.

Please note: Phone consultations or Skype calls are scheduled by appointment only and only after the job is awarded to me.

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