I can write anything with finesse and detail.

Hi!
My story? Well, I am a weird human... And an incurable bibliophile. That's an accurate summary, I guess. So, why do I write? I write because I must- writing keeps the borders of normalized thinking in the backseat of oblivion. Where oblivion is driving to? Some parched wilderness? I couldn't care less- normal thinking has never appealed to me anyway.

When I discovered that I could write (and get paid to do it), Holly Molly! That was a welcome development, considering the fact that I wanted to start making my own money. Yes, making my own money. There's something really curious about money you work for- that pride of "yes I earned this. My own skill, my own thang". And really? I love the feeling! My first 15$ made me scream and jump around the lighted room of my brother. I was elated, my joy POURED from my pores. It was the second best moment of my 18 year old life.

I'll never forget the look of pride and joy in my big brothers eyes. Ever. It makes my chest swell in pride and untamed joy.

That night, I discovered I could do anything. I could write anything. I could be anything.

So, back to writing: I am punctual and flexible, universal yet with a unique voice.
Writing is my heartbeat, reading, my oxygen.

Work Terms

You can send in a message from Monday to Friday. Saturday and Sunday are days that I retreat into the little room in my head- our world is unbelievably noisy. As for my payment terms, we can always negotiate about that, as it depends on the nature of the job- but anything less than 10$ is a no-no.

For communication terms, I love it when my clients are open about what they want. If you are not clear in what you want, how can I give you what you deserve? Exactly. So please, be clear, thank you. One more thing- please no hookups, request for personal information or request for snapshots of nude or almost nude photos(terrible true life experience). This is business.

Thank you for reading! I'd love to hear from you!