I'll write you anything...depending on how much you pay me.

Hi! My name is Isobel, and I'm a writer. I like to think I'm a pretty good one. I have an affinity for language and can write to extremely high standards. My subject knowledge is broad and my skills are flexible, so I'm able to write in a variety of formats about many topics. Also, I just wrote out a whole, elegantly articulated piece about my ability and its connection to my diagnosis of autism and Savant syndrome, which, if you're interested in, there is a whole Wikipedia page on, only to, five minutes later...accidentally delete the whole thing. But basically, this is what that extensive four-paragraph monstrosity stated - I'm a good writer. I'm a very good writer. I'm trustworthy, and will complete all work to a very high standard. If I'm not happy with what I've written, it won't be submitted until it is perfect for both me and you. I've been a writer all my life, and I can adapt easily to different formats, audiences and styles. If you want a writer (especially a slightly quirky, maybe strange, teenage indie writer with a penchant for thriller fiction and creative language use), you want me. I promise.

Work Terms

I'm available to work pretty much 24/7, although if I had to specify, I'd say I prefer to write during the daytime hours, and not under any crazy time limit (don't ask me to write you a novel in three days, is basically what I'm saying, here). Payment can usually be negotiated, but please bear in mind that I expect to be paid for amount of work done and amount of time put into it. Depending on what you want me to write, that could be £5 or £50. I'd prefer to be contacted via email (izclare02@gmail.com), and if you don't get a reply straight away, be patient - if you send multiple emails out of impatience, I might just ignore you. Thank you for reading my terms. I hope they were clear enough. (If they're not...I mean...there's only so much explaining one can do. What else do you want from me?)