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  • Liberal Arts

    $8/hr Starting at $25 Ongoing

    Dedicated Resource

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About

Strangely enough, the truth of the room is what my raging passion is all about. I'm not saying root for the bad guy, more, who is the bad guy? I enjoy complex tones mixed with monasticism.

My story is as old as time, nearly as cynical, and mostly boring. I'm a new daddy, so that's all I really give a shit about. Turning a kind phrase from a bitter rebuttal is second. I'm looking to make an impact.

Work Terms

I work all day and night, ceaselessly, like an animal. You may ring three times from a small silver bell looped through a half-eaten lucky rabbit's-foot with zombie eyelashes. I'm pretty easy, just holler if you need something.