I can write it for you WHOLESALE!

When I was a young child I was frequently asked by random strange adults (family members?), "What do you want to be when you grow up, honey?" (The honey may be confabulated: I was never really accused of being sweet, except when the primary care physician discovered my type II diabetes. I invariably answered, "I want to be a bookmaker", because I loved books and thought that writing books for people HAD to be the best job around! I never really understood why these strange adults (later revealed to be my uncles and aunts) found this reply to be so rib-tickling funny! It was not until many years later I discovered the word "Author" and the word "Bookmaker" were not synonymous and it would take many years and a state wide referendum to allow my professed life's ambition to come out of the shadows and into the casino limelight. Oh, and a Casino across the Ambassador Bridge sending its siren song across the sketchy looking waters of the Day-Twa River to entice the gambling kid to venture into the strange foreign land of Hockey, Nationalized Health care and somewhat greasily, Poutine. Fair warning, if you want a review of that new Bagel place in Midtown, I have to recuse myself as I am somewhat distantly related to the head chef, baker and bottle washer. I can write, polish, edit and help brainstorm what you need in the form of the written word, and will so so with an asymmetrical grin.

Work Terms

I work 9 AM-5PM. I am available after 6 PM til 10 PM or from 7-8 AM. Fees are negotiable. Contact me and let me know how I can help you.