I don’t write fiction, I compose epic fibs.

12+ years in IT but I’ve always loved to write. I tackle your documentation work, laying it out on the ground and then I beat it over the head with spunk and heart or write a short story filled with warmth and comedy to your specifications.

a poem is naught but for the moment
you write it down, smile or frown
it’s close to you, you hold it
shed the years, march of tears

you dance
with words
kill
the emotion
spill
it all over
the parchment

your mind is the brush
steady now, you needn’t rush
time your strokes
with what matters most

your heart keeps beating
don’t lose the feeling
inspiration is but a throb in your vein
and your paper is more than simply stained

Work Terms

Whatever you’re paying me, it’s not enough, philosophically speaking.

“All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.” - Aristotle

All that said, the work is yours though I’m allowed to keep it in my private portfolio (unless otherwise specified). I imagine 2 or 3 drafts and a final composition should suffice for most jobs, either way I want your regular business and I’ll earn it.