The will to write is what I carry as I visit the guru today. Whether an animal alphabet book or further examination of A.I... no topic could make this future and former writer look awry. If in need of a lengthy structural examination, verging on tedium to most, boasting the pitfalls of rhyming verse, or a zany {yet topical}, list of books you should keep in your car... this writer's old, trusty thesaurus will never be far. To sell thousands of words or just maybe a few, that's what I'm here to do. No amount of impending and impeding research too much. Seriously humorous and humorously serious.