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What is in an Egg? I know what you are thinking. An egg white and a yolk! You are right. But I don't know what you will say if an adorable bird climbed out of the same egg. What about that disgusting moment when the egg drops and a flatulent choking smell emanates from the yellow contents surrounding a tinny little embryo? Filthy, right? Freelancers are all eggs hypothetically speaking.I don't have much to say about any of them but My contents are just what you expect; a clear egg white and a bright yolk. I wont sleep so you can. I write to entertain you and as if that is not enough, I will turn the Internet upside down to get you that piece of information and post it out there like on a giant billboard, it will be hard for people not to notice. Your wish is not only my command but my wish too. The only way to confirm this is by clicking on that 'INTERVIEW' button on you screen. I will be at your service.

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$8/hr Ongoing

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What is in an Egg? I know what you are thinking. An egg white and a yolk! You are right. But I don't know what you will say if an adorable bird climbed out of the same egg. What about that disgusting moment when the egg drops and a flatulent choking smell emanates from the yellow contents surrounding a tinny little embryo? Filthy, right? Freelancers are all eggs hypothetically speaking.I don't have much to say about any of them but My contents are just what you expect; a clear egg white and a bright yolk. I wont sleep so you can. I write to entertain you and as if that is not enough, I will turn the Internet upside down to get you that piece of information and post it out there like on a giant billboard, it will be hard for people not to notice. Your wish is not only my command but my wish too. The only way to confirm this is by clicking on that 'INTERVIEW' button on you screen. I will be at your service.

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Online AssistantOnline ContentSEOVirtual AssistantsWriting

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