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The publication of "Cable TV Betting Odds" in MAD Magazine. Being a "News Poet" for Continental Features syndicate. "News Limerick" writer for the Chicago Tribune's RedEye edition. Currently writing jokes for various venues. Wrote speeches through 2004 for a web-based company (unofficially, have written them for 20+ years). Have served as editor of three small newspapers and books, much of that experience arts related. Winning the National Poetry Slam's "All Limerick Slam" in 1999. My e-newsletter (four-years-running), Daily Limerick. I have written and/or edited almost everything, from news and features journalism, to MAD Magazine features, to corporate speeches, to syndicated "News Poetry," to press releases, to comedy routines, to ghost-written materials, to reference books, to online greeting cards, to artist statements...and probably a number of things I'm forgetting off-hand. I specialize in anything humorous, poetry and conducting "editorial surgery"--making near-hopeless d

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The publication of "Cable TV Betting Odds" in MAD Magazine. Being a "News Poet" for Continental Features syndicate. "News Limerick" writer for the Chicago Tribune's RedEye edition. Currently writing jokes for various venues. Wrote speeches through 2004 for a web-based company (unofficially, have written them for 20+ years). Have served as editor of three small newspapers and books, much of that experience arts related. Winning the National Poetry Slam's "All Limerick Slam" in 1999. My e-newsletter (four-years-running), Daily Limerick. I have written and/or edited almost everything, from news and features journalism, to MAD Magazine features, to corporate speeches, to syndicated "News Poetry," to press releases, to comedy routines, to ghost-written materials, to reference books, to online greeting cards, to artist statements...and probably a number of things I'm forgetting off-hand. I specialize in anything humorous, poetry and conducting "editorial surgery"--making near-hopeless d

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