I manipulate words the way a Jedi wields a light-saber.

If you are looking for a professional freelance copywriter and digital marketing consultant that’s completely sane and charming to-a-fault. I’m the wrong guy. I’m quirky and weird. I’ve got that next-level-empathy-curse which forces me to feel what other people feel—but it does help me write bullet-proof sales-copy in half the regular time. Here’s a peek at my system.

As a 10-year veteran of both in-house and agency work for companies like BXG, U-haul, At&t, and Dell (and I’m an actual combat veteran), I’ve seen how best intentions can go tragically wrong. Worry not! I have a system that’s been battle-tested and spit-polished over 20-years. It’s a never-fail process to sculpt optimal productivity out of a chaotic environment.

All I really want to be is your secret weapon. I want you to say that “Jeffery is the best copywriter I’ve ever worked with.” And yes, when that day inevitably comes, I will quote you on that (very publicly).

I’m like that geyser at Yosemite, Ol’ Faithful, only slightly less moody. I’m the guy you can count on when your neck is on the guillotine. My IQ is over 140 and I’m a mechanic at heart. All you should take from that is, as you hire me, you gain a strategic thinker who solves problems other people can’t.

If you think I’m kind-of awesome and want to hire me then reach out. Let’s talk about it. I’d love to show you how I can help you tackle that “One BIG Thing!”

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