Fix Your WordPress Woes in 8 Hours - Guaranteed 🚨 | WooCommerce & Healthcare Site Wizard

Hi there! I’m the Developer You Call When Your Website’s on Fire 🔥

Last month, a CBD store owner messaged me at 2 AM - their site crashed during a flash sale, losing $5k/hour.

What I did:
🔰Fixed the bugs in 3 hours.
🔰Added crypto payments (because their customers demanded it).
🔰Slashed load time to 0.8 seconds.

Result: They hit $20k in sales the next day and finally slept soundly.

Here’s why 80+ clients trust me:
🔰I answer messages faster than your ex replies (24/7, even on weekends).
🔰No templates, no fluff: Your site will look nothing like your competitors’.
🔰Unlimited revisions until you’re doing cartwheels (not just “satisfied”).

Services (Problem → Solution Style)
🏆 "I’ll Handle Your ‘Oh Crap’ Moments"
🏆“My WooCommerce store crashed during a sale!” → Emergency fixes done in under 8 hours (or I’ll refund 50%).
🏆“My site looks like it’s from 2005” → Modern, mobile-friendly designs that make patients trust your clinic before they walk in.
🏆“I’m scared I’ll lose everything!” → Bulletproof backups + free video tutorials so you can stop panicking.

Healthcare & Cannabis Niche Focus
🚨Dentists, Therapists, CBD Brands: I build sites that protect patient privacy and crush SEO.
🚨Recent Project: A rehab center’s site now books 60+ consultations/month with a HIPAA-safe booking system I built.

What You’ll Actually Get
🔸“8-hour delivery” isn’t a gimmick: I’ve coded while my toddler napped (true story).
🔸SEO that works: One client’s wellness site ranked #1 for “CBD gummies near me” in 2 weeks.
🔸Free training videos: Learn to update your site without hiring your nephew’s college roommate.

Why I’m Different
🔸“He saved my Black Friday sale after my last dev ghosted me!” – Sarah, E-Commerce Client
🔸I hate stock templates → Your site will be 100% custom (no cookie-cutter designs).
🔸No upsells: Hosting setup, SSL, and migrations are always free.

Work With Me
🐸"I’m the Anti-Ghost Developer"
🐸30-day free support: Need a tweak at 3 AM? I’m there.
🐸Zero Hustle: I’ll explain everything in simple English.
🐸Fun fact: I’ve never missed a deadline… but if I do, your next project is 50% off.

Let's Discuss and turn your website stress into 👑 ROI.

Kindest Regards,
Sourav C.

Work Terms

“No Surprises, No Ghosting—Just Results You Can Actually Use”

📢Payment & Scope

🔰Hourly Rate:
🔸10/hour(but I work fast - most clients say I deliver like a 40/hour dev).
🔸Fixed-Price Projects: I’ll quote upfront after a free 15-minute call to understand your needs.
🔸No hidden fees: Hosting, SSL setup, and basic SEO are always included.

📢Communication
🔸I’m obsessed with updates: You’ll get daily screenshots or a 1-minute Loom video showing progress.
🔸Need me at 3 AM? I’ll reply within 2 hours (even on weekends).

📢Revisions
🔸Unlimited tweaks until you’re thrilled. (One client changed their color scheme 12 times. I survived!)
🔸Major scope changes? We’ll adjust the timeline/cost together—no unilateral decisions.

📢Deadlines
🔸8-hour delivery” is real: I’ve built 27 sites in under a day. But if life happens (sick kid, power outage), I’ll tell you immediately.

📢Confidentiality
🔸Your secrets are safe: I’ll sign an NDA if needed.
🔸No template theft: I write every line of code from scratch (no copying from old projects).

📢Support
🔸30-day free help: After launch, I’ll fix bugs or tweak buttons for zero extra cost.
🔸Training videos: You’ll get step-by-step guides to edit your site solo.

📢Termination
🔸If you’re unhappy: Cancel anytime, and I’ll refund for unfinished work + hand over all files.
🔸I’ll only quit if: You ask me to break laws or harass my grandma on WhatsApp.

Why These Terms?
🏆For you: No gotchas, no ghosting, no “I forgot to mention…”
🏆For me: Lets me focus on your project instead of chasing payments or clarifying basics.

How to Start
🔸Message me with your worst website headache.
🔸I’ll send a 3-bullet plan (e.g., “Fix checkout bugs → Add Order On WhatsApp (Automatic System) → Speed boost”).
🔸We shake hands (virtually) and get to work.

P.S. I’ve never had a client dispute in last 7 years. Let’s keep that streak alive!

Thanks.

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