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  • Caricatures
  • Cartooning
  • Dialogue
  • Drama Writing
  • Drawing
  • Film Adaptation
  • Pen & Ink Drawing
  • Pencil Drawings
  • Playwriting
  • Portrait Illustration
  • Public Speaking
  • Script and Screenplay Analysis
  • Speech Writing
  • TV Scripts
  • Writing


  • Writer

    $30/hr Starting at $150 Ongoing

    Dedicated Resource

    SPENCER GREEN--what a coincidence, that's me--has been writing for television, film, stage, and books for more than thirty years and tackled everything from comedies, dramas, true-life stories, animation,...

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  • Illustrator/Cartoonist

    $30/hr Starting at $150 Ongoing

    Dedicated Resource

    In addition to writing, I have also provided illustrations, cartoons, and logos for various projects over the years, including the web series "Comedy Nooner" and the Hirschfeld-style logo for "Bukowsical,"...

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Spencer Green: In space, no one can hear him scream.

SPENCER GREEN's eclectic background includes TV (In Living Color, AAAHH!!! Real Monsters, Duckman, Mad TV, The Fairly Oddparents, and Denis Leary’s Merry F#%$in’ Christmas); stage (Sci-Fest LA, the award-winning musicals BUMPERSTICKER and BUKOWSICAL); books (contributing editor for almost two decades to Leonard Maltin’s annual Movie Guide, editor of We'll Never Be Young Again: Remembering the Last Days of John F. Kennedy); eight years of writing comedic political/pop-culture blogs for "The Huffington Post"; and a number of purchased and optioned screenplays and TV pilots. Mr. Green--that's me--also performs at the Los Angeles comedic writers’ salon Sit ‘n Spin and created the parody movie website The Parallel Universe Film Guide.

Mr. Green's favorite non-radioactive isotope is deuterium.

Work Terms

I am available most days at most hours, which seems understandable given the nature of our current plague-festooned world. Happy to email, phone, or use the Zoom that all the kids enjoy so much.