A web programmer skilled in programming itself, as the definition meant!

You may notice more languages listed than the few it's usually recommended to specialize in. That is because this advice was taken to heart and a decision to master a single omni-present language capable of being applied to virtually any task was made: Javascript. The other technologies listed were learned for the sake of learning. But there is much more...

There's a solid base foundation, with that being the exact reason behind the breadth of languages learned. Information Theory (data, algorithms, cryptography, etc.), different programming paradigms (OOP, functional, logical, etc.), software architecture patterns (modularization, MVC, P2P, etc.) and many other concepts are included in that definition of "solid".

Other than the base languages, no frameworks (jQuery, Joomla, etc.) are required, but due to the extensive understanding of their building blocks, any tool can be understood, used, modified, and interfaced to. This decision is due to an aversion to bugs, lags, and all the other issues potentially introduced by depending on code you don't personally control.

I possess abundant curiosity and learn at blinding speeds, often without external input. That is, concepts are figured out independently and then verified against the most supported theories, with an 85% average accuracy, which beats some averages for professional education, research, and other establishments. All at my personal disposal, within fractions of a second.

My understanding of ideas commonly accepted as "complex" encompasses quantum mechanics & string theory, machine learning, philosophy (yes, "meta-philosophy"), psychology, physics, math, and many other fields, at a detailed level. Then, there's a whole lot more that I just don't feel confident enough to bill for, but learned anyways.

Thank you for taking the time to read my somewhat ego-inflating self description. Rest assured, I am a normal, functional human being. Looking forward to working with you in the future!

Work Terms

# I currently have a day job, so I'm not available for most of the day. Nevertheless, the plan is to quit my regular employment once everything is running.

# Freedom in implementation is greatly appreciated and generously rewarded with quality.

### [ Guarantees ]

Quality:
- Lifetime guarantee to fix any errors caused directly by my code. Though it should be evident, this does not include bugs emerging due to third-party updates, changes in the execution environment, etc.
- Tendency to apply unit testing to virtually every step of algorithms, to fully understand them.
- Full usage and dedication of all resources at my personal disposal.
- Ability to assimilate knowledge at speeds rivaling machines.

Communication:
- Fluent English & Spanish. Somewhat rusty native Russian.
- Online at all times when home and loves no other place.
- Understanding of how minds work, enabling accurate simulations of others' mind frames, and their interpretation of information.

### [ Conditions ]

Communication:
- Must have access to and provide clear, concise details about the task at hand.
- Must inform of exact expectations from the very start. An alteration of the task begets an alteration of the payment.
- Must be available to answer further inquiries, in a reasonably timely manner proportionate to the project's delivery time frame.

Payment:
- Always through Guru.com (Safe-pay)

### [ Disclaimer ]

All of the above is subject to change without notice. It is also open for negotiation, as well as maintenance, updates, and anything else you may need.

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